View photo
  • 10 hours ago
  • 114
View photo
  • 10 hours ago
  • 469
View photo
  • 10 hours ago
  • 80919
View photo
  • 10 hours ago
  • 628759
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 18862
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 127978
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 217969
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 2999
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 522
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 234

neutral-voice:

ohdearhermione:

do you ever feel like your future is slipping away while you’re laughing at stupid puns on tumblr

My future isn’t slipping. It’s tumbling

View text
  • 1 day ago
  • 276500

overnight-shipping:

kittanzer0:

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

View text
  • 1 day ago
  • 198180
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 346

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

View text
  • 1 day ago
  • 360915
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 478
x